Monday, August 8, 2016
Do your neighbors drive you crazy? If not, then you must live on a remote island!
In honor of the release of For Rent, the latest chick lit/cozy mystery from author and former apartment manager Erin Huss, we've rounded up some funny tweets about neighbors and apartment living:
1. There might be a reason your wifi seems to be running slowly.
2. You can bet someone's dog will be barking at any given time.
3. At least they can be entertaining.
4. Somehow they just know.
5. Just a little friendly competition.
6. Should you say something?
7. On second thought, yeah, you might want to say something.
8. Or just move to the best apartment on the block.
In honor of the release of For Rent, the latest chick lit/cozy mystery from author and former apartment manager Erin Huss, we've rounded up some funny tweets about neighbors and apartment living:
1. There might be a reason your wifi seems to be running slowly.
Our new neighbors thought our wifi name was our last name so they gave us a Christmas card addressed to the "Linksys Family"— Chance The Infielder (@ChanceCarnahan) December 26, 2014
2. You can bet someone's dog will be barking at any given time.
Son: What's peer pressure?— Rodney Lacroix (@moooooog35) July 22, 2016
Me: If someo-
[neighbor's dog starts barking]
[other dogs start barking]
[my dog starts barking]
Me: That.
3. At least they can be entertaining.
I like when my awful neighbor has her book club night because it lets me overhear what I'd be like if I had 50% less sense and 30% more wine— ErinEph (@ErinEph) July 20, 2016
4. Somehow they just know.
My neighbors don't always do home improvement projects, but when they do you can bet it's 1 min after the kids are finally down for a nap.— Vicki Lesage (@vickilesage) January 27, 2016
5. Just a little friendly competition.
I establish my dominance as the alpha neighbor by putting my trash out on the curb before everyone else.— Abby Heugel (@AbbyHasIssues) November 5, 2015
6. Should you say something?
My creepy neighbor is like Lord of the Open Flies...— Olive Ann Bachman (@offbeatoliv) July 15, 2016
7. On second thought, yeah, you might want to say something.
I'd tell my neighbor about the weird smell coming from her apartment, but she's been so quiet that I don't want to disturb her.— call me liv-sy (@liv_thatsme) July 16, 2016
8. Or just move to the best apartment on the block.
Um, hi. How much is the rent for this amazing apartment?— JuneBug (@jenyb4) December 2, 2014
Ma'am, this is the wine aisle of the grocery store.
